Netanyahu’s Adult Son is In Miami as Daddy Mobilizes 300,000 Reservists for Looming Ground Invasion

Only the little people get drafted for war!

Wars are for the little people to fight in!

The adult son of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is reportedly comfortable in Miami, Florida, as his daddy mobilized 300,000 reservists to prepare for a ground invasion of Gaza that many analysts say is akin to walking into a death trap.

The Times of London reported that Yair Netanyahu moved to the Sunshine State earlier this year and has been staying in the beach city. One Israeli soldier told the paper, “Yair is enjoying his life at Miami Beach while I’m on the front lines.”

“It’s us who are leaving our work, our families, our kids, to protect our families back home and the country, not the people who are responsible for this situation,” the soldier said.